Janet
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Post by Janet on Jul 16, 2003 11:17:05 GMT -5
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees. What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bush behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charging toward him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years,teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, Bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful."....Amen
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HITR
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Post by HITR on Jul 16, 2003 13:10:52 GMT -5
This is so cute! I've heard this told a bit differently, but the punchline is always the same. I love a good joke! ;D Thanks for sharing... Love o' Christ, HITR
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Post by xcstud05 on Jul 18, 2003 22:53:12 GMT -5
Hehe! ;D
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Post by Jan on Jul 19, 2003 0:45:09 GMT -5
Yes, very good! Thanks for sharing <><
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Post by Jan on Jul 19, 2003 0:46:56 GMT -5
Oh, and Janet, your "joke" was made even better because you're a Janet! <><
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Post by SierraFaith on Jul 19, 2003 1:00:16 GMT -5
That was cute. It made me wonder if that atheist was in the move Dumb and Dumber....lol.
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Post by Lynn17 on Jul 22, 2003 22:49:13 GMT -5
LOL that was cute
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Post by PaleRose88 on Jul 25, 2003 12:04:01 GMT -5
LOL!! That wuz really cute!! Thank you. Love always. ;D
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Post by Monkey on Jul 25, 2003 19:31:21 GMT -5
lol!
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Janet
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Post by Janet on Jul 26, 2003 15:20:51 GMT -5
Oh, and Janet, your "joke" was made even better because you're a Janet! <>< ;D Hi, fellow Janet! It's been a while since I've been here, thanks everyone, glad you liked it!
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Post by Chakotay on Jul 28, 2003 19:52:11 GMT -5
I've heard that one before, but it's still funny. ;D
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Post by effola on Jul 31, 2003 11:29:53 GMT -5
i remember that joke!! It's a cpkmtyollic!! thanks for that!! ;D
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Post by Bob on Aug 9, 2003 11:06:10 GMT -5
ROFLOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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